Chat room BS...
Out of sheer boredom, I spent some time in an internet chat room today. I was looking for conversation. Well, there were about 40 people in the room, but I could only get 3 to talk to me. And that is because I started making fun of the people who would say things like "30/YO male nude on webcam" and then just expect someone to type in "Yes, that is just what I'm looking for". So I started typing in things like "LilHoE6969 is a 62/YO male in a trailer park" and "young_studXXX is only 9 years old". So, naturally, it was fun for a while. But it got me to thinking.
Do you realize that Microsoft, Intel, Motorola, and Apple owe a great deal of their success to porn? Think about it. If there was no porn on the internet, it would still be called the D.A.R.P.A. Net. The only people using it would be the military and college professors. If there was no internet, I believe, there would never have been the computer explosion of the 1990's. Just think how lame it is to use a computer without the internet. And not just to investigate how much of a wiffle ball bat can be buried inside a dime store hooker. But for real research. Like finding out if Copper was the no.1 export from China in 1999. Or if a Bearded Collie would make a good pet in an apartment.
So, keep it in mind that just maybe, porn isn't that bad. And if nothing else. The next time you're sitting home with nothing to do. Join me in a chat room and make fun of strangers. You would be supprised how fast the time flies by, when you are telling strangers personal things about strangers. Nothing but good, clean, American fun.
P.S. If your bored after reading this post(I think I would be), I put two new links on the list. They are both lots of fun.



1 Comments:
How could I be bored reading this one? Your random posts are my favorite! Think I'll pass on the chat rooms, though. I get frustrated having a three way conversation with my sisters! But, hey, you just go right on & enjoy your internet porn, buddy!
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